i don’t understand why i get so much joy from an animated dancing tree but i can’t help myself
LOOK AT IT!
LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS!!!!!!!
Nothing honestly feels better than knowing that out of the 20 years you’ve been alive, all of your friendships have been a lie.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.